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Osama goes to heaven

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Even een mopje tussendoor  ;D

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
He was greeted by George Washington who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped form?"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and  shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph, John Tyler, William H. Harrison, Zachary Taylor, James Monroe, Robert E. Lee, and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama laid bleeding and writhing in pain, an Angel appeared.Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.
What did you think I said?
#1 - 12-12-2004, 00:33 uur


hahahaahahhahaahahaa, country road take me home hahaahha Virginians
#2 - 12-12-2004, 10:35 uur


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